Alex Rider is strictly children's fare, as he lacks originality, excitement, and believabiltity.

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luxjacopo:

so ive seen the pantheon, michalangelos david, the sistine chapel, the colosseum, the rape of the sabine woman, st peters cathedral, the duomo, and a ton of other amazing stuff

and i am gonna see more

see you soon

Who cares, I’m on vacation in Virginia and I’ve seen REAL art.  American art.  Like Grandmaster Dongs Karate Studio, a t-rex with a giant wiener in it’s mouth and a deca-stuffed oreo that is currently stuck to a side of a barn.

AMERICA

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Emperor of the North: I want to strangle the entire cast of 'Workaholics'

eat-slugs-malf0y:

theemperorofthenorth:

Maybe I should give them a medal for finding a way to be less funny than Family Guy. I mean, at least Family Guy has moments. Workaholics lacks any and all substance needed to form a single instance of humor.

did you post this just to hurt…

I saw the episodes guest starring Jeff Fahey and loved it. Tried watching more and it was terrible.

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Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?

danharmon:

Kids:

A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…

Darkest timeline

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secret-agent-melissa-mceagle:

everyonesahero:

i’m crying literally crying fury’s gift

oh my god steve’s gift

secret-agent-melissa-mceagle:

everyonesahero:

i’m crying literally crying fury’s gift

oh my god steve’s gift

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anothersliceofcheesecake:

MY LIFE.

anothersliceofcheesecake:

MY LIFE.

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teefeed:

Qwertee: “Cancel Glee and Renew Firefly” by studown.

I like Firefly and don’t like Glee, but “Cancel this show that makes you millions and bring back this show that no one watched because … I want you too”

teefeed:

Qwertee: “Cancel Glee and Renew Firefly” by studown.

I like Firefly and don’t like Glee, but “Cancel this show that makes you millions and bring back this show that no one watched because … I want you too”

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supervillain:

Comfortable and furious, Conan.

supervillain:

Comfortable and furious, Conan.

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